merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Ladies and Gentlequeers: Introducing, The Heavyweight Sleep Champion of The World...

December 30, 2005

Ladies and Gentlequeers: Introducing, The Heavyweight Sleep Champion of The World...

Me!

Yeah, so, since all the coolest shit happens while I'm sawing logs, and since I saw logs for 2/5ths of my life, and since I object to forgetting about all the ass kicking, tunneling, floating and flying I do while sawing logs, I decided to start a dream blog that is all about that most ass kickingest 2/5ths of my life.

Since cornering some poor fag and pummeling said fag with last nights dream is about as polite as poking out said fag's eyeballs with a dog dick, I decided to locate this new dream blog a step out of the way and not bother anyone with it here. Soon it will have a different template so as to not confuse your soupy brains. but here it is along with what I remember happening last night after I started sawing logs.

Heavyweight Sleep Champion of The World

That's all for now.
Don't get caught sawing logs metaphorically if you are a lumberjack quite literally. Ha ha, maybe I should have called it "Sawing Blogs", that would have been TERRIBLE.
Your Dreamer of Dreams, Schemer of Schemes and Femur of Femes?,
Foghorn Leghorn III

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

jodifosterturkeybaster is a gaywad.

I don't think I understood the assignment. I tried to saw logs at work, and now me weenis hurts really bad. Does that ever happen to you?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:31 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

yeah, sometimes -- although i've neber tried to saw a log with my log if you know what i mean. i mean i make a lot of jokes about poop and stuff but in reality i don't want any of it on my fine helmeted gentleman pal.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:02 PM

Danny is a gaywad.

fucking sweet

oh wait, I left that comment on your other post.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:21 PM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

I had a weird dream last night, too.

I was at school and we all had AIDS, so we had to stand in line for the doctor, but I got bored and snuck out the window and went to a restaurant. I ordered some grilled cheese and coffee and my old boyfriend who went to Iraq was there. He said he ran away from the war because he killed someone in Japan. And I was like, "What the fuck? There's no Arabs in Japan."

AND THEN I WOKE UP!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:08 PM

amanwithanenormouspeniswhojustwantstobeloved is a gaywad.

Ok, so I was balls deep in Katie last night, and she pooped a little on my dick, so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:20 PM

amanwithanenormouspeniswhojustwantstobeloved is a gaywad.

Ok, so I was balls deep in this chick last night and she pooped a little on my dick, so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:26 PM