Show Them All The Beauty They Possess Inside
That's all for now.
Don't get caught telling all the neighborhood's secrets.
Your Attorney Client privileged Son-Of-A-Bitch,
merkley???
August 29, 2005
That's all for now.
Don't get caught telling all the neighborhood's secrets.
Your Attorney Client privileged Son-Of-A-Bitch,
merkley???
FUCK FRANCINE!!:
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marriedman is a gaywad.
First one! Yeahaw! Hey Merk, when is the last time you felt a cow's teats and got a hard on?
First one! Yeahaw! Hey Merk, when is the last time you felt a cow's teats and got a hard on?
poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.
The second photo reminds of my little brother. As a child, he was severely hyperactive due to the copious amounts of steriods in his asthma medication. He was always all jittery and stuff. Anyway, there was this one time my mom and I were watching TV and he ran over to where we were, yanked down his pants, mooned us then proceeded to spread his ass cheeks apart and wink his red eye at her. Then he laughed maniacally and ran away.
Little rascal.
The second photo reminds of my little brother. As a child, he was severely hyperactive due to the copious amounts of steriods in his asthma medication. He was always all jittery and stuff. Anyway, there was this one time my mom and I were watching TV and he ran over to where we were, yanked down his pants, mooned us then proceeded to spread his ass cheeks apart and wink his red eye at her. Then he laughed maniacally and ran away.
Little rascal.
Wendy is a gaywad.
How did I know you would title your blog this? Cuz I'm smart and have ESP...and I know for a fact the pee story is true because you told me in another blog...I pay attention...you pee tasting bubble blower.
How did I know you would title your blog this? Cuz I'm smart and have ESP...and I know for a fact the pee story is true because you told me in another blog...I pay attention...you pee tasting bubble blower.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
yeah wendy,
well they are all true, just not all mine, with as many siblings and mormon neighbors, i have plenty of word bubbles to put over and little kids head.
yeah wendy,
well they are all true, just not all mine, with as many siblings and mormon neighbors, i have plenty of word bubbles to put over and little kids head.
annabeth goldstein is a gaywad.
Have you ever heard of an attorney named James Danos? Steph and I were thinking of hiring him. What do you think? He seems to know his stuff.
Have you ever heard of an attorney named James Danos? Steph and I were thinking of hiring him. What do you think? He seems to know his stuff.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
snakehead,
the pee kid is totally me.
well, it happend to me, but the picture ain't me.
snakehead,
the pee kid is totally me.
well, it happend to me, but the picture ain't me.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
sister goldstein,
that was an awesome fight.
what a retard steph and her boyfriend are.
sister goldstein,
that was an awesome fight.
what a retard steph and her boyfriend are.
Inner Fonzie is a gaywad.
I think my favorite was the one with the boy trying to save the bird! Too funny!
I think my favorite was the one with the boy trying to save the bird! Too funny!
AnnieGoldstein is a gaywad.
was? what do you mean, was? wait until you see the shitstorm that's about to start.
oh, wait a minute...i don't think this could get ANY MORE ridiculous.
your theory about people reading your blog when trashed is 50% accurate: last night, i was wasted. today though, i am not.
was? what do you mean, was? wait until you see the shitstorm that's about to start.
oh, wait a minute...i don't think this could get ANY MORE ridiculous.
your theory about people reading your blog when trashed is 50% accurate: last night, i was wasted. today though, i am not.
Lake Allison is a gaywad.
*giggle*
I just watched a creepy old man go pee-pee in the woods.
For real!
I followed him there with a stick, in case he attacked me.
*giggle*
I just watched a creepy old man go pee-pee in the woods.
For real!
I followed him there with a stick, in case he attacked me.
fugusashi is a gaywad.
I came with a prepared statement to reply to today's(sept 3)post and it's not here.
What gives? Some of your points were actually valid.
I came with a prepared statement to reply to today's(sept 3)post and it's not here.
What gives? Some of your points were actually valid.
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August 27, 2005
Teach Them Well and Let Them Lead The Way.
That's all for now.
Don't get caught pooping on an ant hill.
Your Anti-Blueberry Motherfucking Holy Shit You Finish It,
merkley???
Don't get caught pooping on an ant hill.
Your Anti-Blueberry Motherfucking Holy Shit You Finish It,
merkley???
FUCK FRANCINE!!:
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Wendy is a gaywad.
who hasn't fed boogers to their dog, I mean really...but pooping on an anthill, that has Merkley prints all over it.
Oh, I'm so happy you are back to your poopy self again. :)
who hasn't fed boogers to their dog, I mean really...but pooping on an anthill, that has Merkley prints all over it.
Oh, I'm so happy you are back to your poopy self again. :)
Squid Vicious is a gaywad.
The problem with pooping on an ant hill, is after the first launch, they're swarming your legs. Hmmm? Why does pooping and swarming remind me of a story? HOLY SHIT - My next blog! Thanks Merkley!
The problem with pooping on an ant hill, is after the first launch, they're swarming your legs. Hmmm? Why does pooping and swarming remind me of a story? HOLY SHIT - My next blog! Thanks Merkley!
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wendy,
i have never fed a booger to either of my actual dogs -- dogs that i had when i was younger -- yes, but chico and butterface have never experienced that barfshow.
wendy,
i have never fed a booger to either of my actual dogs -- dogs that i had when i was younger -- yes, but chico and butterface have never experienced that barfshow.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
yours truly,
i am perplexed by the capitalization and quotes on the word NERD.
please explain.
yours truly,
i am perplexed by the capitalization and quotes on the word NERD.
please explain.
gabrielle is a gaywad.
that little asian boy is disturbing. your posts always make me laugh then give me great chills down my spine.
that little asian boy is disturbing. your posts always make me laugh then give me great chills down my spine.
A.K.A.B.U. is a gaywad.
merkley...first I was "yours truely" now I am this incase I confuse you. the word "nerd" refers to all the bullshit that has gone on on Jen Good's site...I guess it all ties to Raymi and tony P's site...somehow in my pea brain the fact that Jen good can't say "nerd" without anyone getting all upset and bashing her back and tony and raymi not being able to take criticism. I like that you criticised Tony without putting anonymous...he delt with it...people can hack the shiot out of my on here if they want...I ain't going to lose any sleep over it..."its a frigen blog"
merkley...first I was "yours truely" now I am this incase I confuse you. the word "nerd" refers to all the bullshit that has gone on on Jen Good's site...I guess it all ties to Raymi and tony P's site...somehow in my pea brain the fact that Jen good can't say "nerd" without anyone getting all upset and bashing her back and tony and raymi not being able to take criticism. I like that you criticised Tony without putting anonymous...he delt with it...people can hack the shiot out of my on here if they want...I ain't going to lose any sleep over it..."its a frigen blog"
merkley??? is a gaywad.
blogger unknown,
ha ha -- what a retard i am, i forgot about that jen good comment.
but yeah, sheesh -- people are so easily bent,
"friggin blog" is right.
blogger unknown,
ha ha -- what a retard i am, i forgot about that jen good comment.
but yeah, sheesh -- people are so easily bent,
"friggin blog" is right.
marriedman is a gaywad.
It's so exciting that your back, I think that your involuntary retirement was longer than my voluntary retirement.
Also, when I was a boy, I ran it through my grandpa while he was sleeping.
It's so exciting that your back, I think that your involuntary retirement was longer than my voluntary retirement.
Also, when I was a boy, I ran it through my grandpa while he was sleeping.
ScaryCheri is a gaywad.
hey! I don't have a toungue type thing that comes out of my butt when I fart!! No Fair!!
hey! I don't have a toungue type thing that comes out of my butt when I fart!! No Fair!!
merkley??? is a gaywad.
married man,
"ran it through" i'm not sure what that means but i'm guessing there was a rim job involved.
married man,
"ran it through" i'm not sure what that means but i'm guessing there was a rim job involved.
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August 26, 2005
I Believe That Children Are Our Future.
That's all for now.
Don't get caught attributing your own heavy bullshit to random innocent first graders.
Your, Dyed In The Wool Sweater Owner,
merkley???
FUCK FRANCINE!!:
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ha ha.
you said peed.
pee is in your name twice. this is one of the main reasons i like you.
ha ha.
you said peed.
pee is in your name twice. this is one of the main reasons i like you.
Wendy is a gaywad.
Are you confessing thru these kids? I think these incidents are to random to be ficticious...bubble blower.
Are you confessing thru these kids? I think these incidents are to random to be ficticious...bubble blower.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
hmmn -- if it's possible to confess for all your neighbors and siblings and yourself as well as make up stuff and say things you thought of doing but didn't get around to doing, then i suppose i am.
but yeah, don't squirt soap up your peehole, just don't.
hmmn -- if it's possible to confess for all your neighbors and siblings and yourself as well as make up stuff and say things you thought of doing but didn't get around to doing, then i suppose i am.
but yeah, don't squirt soap up your peehole, just don't.
Inner Fonzie is a gaywad.
LOL! Ok... I hope no one knows my true identity... but yeah... don't get soap in your peehole. I rubbed one off with a bar of soap in the bathtub when I was like 14... while it was probably the best handjob I gave myself until I found the joys of lube many years later, it burned like a motherfuck every time I peed for like 3 days.
Kept me chaste for like a whole week.. well.. self chaste... But, I felt fresh as an irish spring...
LOL! Ok... I hope no one knows my true identity... but yeah... don't get soap in your peehole. I rubbed one off with a bar of soap in the bathtub when I was like 14... while it was probably the best handjob I gave myself until I found the joys of lube many years later, it burned like a motherfuck every time I peed for like 3 days.
Kept me chaste for like a whole week.. well.. self chaste... But, I felt fresh as an irish spring...
merkley??? is a gaywad.
fonz
haha,
i actually squirt a whole giant squirt of bubble bath straight up in there thinking i would pee bubbles, but no, it just dribbled out.
i dont suppose there is a more pathetically hilarious sight than a seven year old crying as he pees because he wanted bubble pee.
fonz
haha,
i actually squirt a whole giant squirt of bubble bath straight up in there thinking i would pee bubbles, but no, it just dribbled out.
i dont suppose there is a more pathetically hilarious sight than a seven year old crying as he pees because he wanted bubble pee.
Satan is a gaywad.
BwaHahahahahaha - Back with a vengence, love it!
Although I'm still finding it hard to believe the One-eyed Pirate came home today, take that Geriatric Vestibula Disease! When we left, the vet said dont expect him to last but I'm more convinced than ever he's one tough little bastard.
Thanks for letting me use your comments and our shared experience to act like a fag. On with the mirth!
BwaHahahahahaha - Back with a vengence, love it!
Although I'm still finding it hard to believe the One-eyed Pirate came home today, take that Geriatric Vestibula Disease! When we left, the vet said dont expect him to last but I'm more convinced than ever he's one tough little bastard.
Thanks for letting me use your comments and our shared experience to act like a fag. On with the mirth!
The Bees Knees is a gaywad.
there must be a correlation between deviant little white boys and sweater vests.
there must be a correlation between deviant little white boys and sweater vests.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
satan,
that's good news, keep that bag of bones rattling around as long as you can.
keep us updated.
satan,
that's good news, keep that bag of bones rattling around as long as you can.
keep us updated.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
holly,
sweater vests equal good times on every race,
but WHITE POWER!! nonetheless.
holly,
sweater vests equal good times on every race,
but WHITE POWER!! nonetheless.
Squid is a gaywad.
You weren't supposed to know about the gerbil. Besides, where'd you get my picture? As I was reading this I was thinking, "What kind of idiot would squirt bubble solution into his peehole?" Well now I know just what kind of idiot would.
I had a friend once who would rub a bit of cocaine on his peehole. he said it would work like a charm. I wouldn't know. Besides, The Drugs Had No Effect On Me!
You weren't supposed to know about the gerbil. Besides, where'd you get my picture? As I was reading this I was thinking, "What kind of idiot would squirt bubble solution into his peehole?" Well now I know just what kind of idiot would.
I had a friend once who would rub a bit of cocaine on his peehole. he said it would work like a charm. I wouldn't know. Besides, The Drugs Had No Effect On Me!
Dashiell is a gaywad.
Only crap. I had to do a double take because I thought one of those pictures was me.
And that burning bubble pee stuff is no joke. When I was 4 I got a weiner infection (technical term) thanks to Mr. Bubble Bubble Bath. I wasn't intentionally trying to get bubble pee, but you know ... stuff happens.
Only crap. I had to do a double take because I thought one of those pictures was me.
And that burning bubble pee stuff is no joke. When I was 4 I got a weiner infection (technical term) thanks to Mr. Bubble Bubble Bath. I wasn't intentionally trying to get bubble pee, but you know ... stuff happens.
funkybiznatch is a gaywad.
fucking babies....and don't try to tell me these assholes aren't babies...they are close enough...fucking kids. boo kids.
fucking babies....and don't try to tell me these assholes aren't babies...they are close enough...fucking kids. boo kids.
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August 22, 2005
13 Things That Could've Possibly've Maybe've Been Chico's Final Words If Only He Had Known How to Speak English or Type or Something
Senator Ron "Chico" Lopez
1993-2005
Friday, August 19th 2005 at 12 noon, The beloved Senator Ron "Chico" Lopez, bought the farm, flew the coop, gave up the ghost, kicked the bucket, answered the last call, bit the dust, cashed in his chips, reached the end of his rope, paid his tickets, went the way of all jerky and he up and croaked. His decline was fast and sudden and completely full of dignity.
He was a terrific fella, and one fuckin' hell of a good pal.
In Chico's distinguished 10 year term as a Senator, he never once ran a smear campaign, played dirty politics, accepted soft money, or voted against his conscience. He always stood up for treats, and was quick to lie down on the couch for a good nap when he realized he was tired. While other dog senators were busy not being senators because there is no such thing as a dog senate, Chico stood proud as the ONLY dog senator because that was his name and he always stood proud. Even if his name had been Fuckpiddle he would have stood proud anyway because he didn't understand stuff like that, being a dog and all. His dog senate voting record has been hailed by nobody in particular as "remarkably non-existent" and by never once reporting to the "fictional" Dog Congress, Chico maintained a perfect attendance record and will remain as an example to us all of how to have a distinguished, scandal free and rewarding career without ever having to go to work even once --- and with tons and tons of naps.
If Chico had not been a non English speaking dog, or if he had the ability or even a vague desire to type, it is with an absolute, 34% certainty that I can tell you that his final words would have maybe probably perhaps been something kinda sorta along the lines of one of these 13 things -- maybe:
1. Rubber balls and kongs and bones are simply AWESOME!
2. Canned food is better than dry! And hot dogs and cheese are even better than that! -- like by TWICE!
3. The park the park let's go let's go yes alright park park! It is important to be polite though.
4. Big dogs are bullshit, especially ones with weenies. Dumbfuck, tough ass, meathead dickheads.
5. If you come in the house I WILL DEFINITELY YELL! It's my job see -- see yeah ok.
6. My belly, my belly excuse me, did you notice it? Touch it, rub it if you want.
7. Scratch my ass area if you wanna. Here, I'll put it on your leg. Thanks in advance.
8. HOORAY FOR CARS! I have no idea what a senator is. CARS! CARS! CARS!
9. Hamburgers? YES! I can sound like a firetruck siren. Watch OOOOOOOoooooooeeeeeeeooo.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEeeeeeOOOOOOoooooooooooeeeeeeeoooooooough.
10. THROW THAT THING ALREADY! Wait. I need to sniff my weeeg. THROW IT!
11. Cats are some boring ass motherfuckers.
12. Butterface has a nice ass, can you imagine how tight that hole is? Too bad they snipped me, I wouldda liked to've hit that shit. Cheeeeeese --- yuuuuuuummmmm.
13. Shrimp and mushrooms and vegetables in general are dumb. Barf. Oh, Except potatoes sometimes.
The laughs, the one sided conversations, the love, the sweetness, his gentlemanly manner, will forever remain alive in the hearts and minds of those who loved him -- especially mine.
What I can no longer do is get my eyeball one inch from his, give him a great hug, and hear his comforting growlish, moanish, This-Feels-So-Good-Aaaaaahhhhh-Yeeeeaaaahhh thing he always did. That part hurts.
Boy oh boy will that handsome, wonderful dude be missed.
Here's to you Chico my Friendy McFriendoid ChooChee Chawk Chawk CheehoeHee!
That's all for now.
Don't get caught being buried in the backyard unless you're dead like Chico!
Your Grave Digging Death Thinker Abouter,
merkley???
FUCK FRANCINE!!:
jazz is a gaywad.
i'm soooo sorry for your loss.
i've got a couple that are getting up there in age. i'm not sure what i'll do if i lose one of them...
i'm soooo sorry for your loss.
i've got a couple that are getting up there in age. i'm not sure what i'll do if i lose one of them...
merkley??? is a gaywad.
thanks jasmine.
love them dogs. feed them cheese. they don't last forever.
side note, had i known all it would take was a funeral to get your boobs in my comment section i would have given chico cancer a long time ago.
thanks jasmine.
love them dogs. feed them cheese. they don't last forever.
side note, had i known all it would take was a funeral to get your boobs in my comment section i would have given chico cancer a long time ago.
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First, as I posted before, I hate your faggot fudgepacking dog. Although his semen tasted like the butter they put on my popcorn at my local AMC.
Second, sorry for your loss, but I hate your homosexual dog. And I'm glad he is dead.
Third, Jazz has made me an offer that if I stick around and don't throw in the towel that she will send me a naked picture of her self.
Yeah, retirement is cool. Shit, I'm retired, what am I doing posting comments....
First, as I posted before, I hate your faggot fudgepacking dog. Although his semen tasted like the butter they put on my popcorn at my local AMC.
Second, sorry for your loss, but I hate your homosexual dog. And I'm glad he is dead.
Third, Jazz has made me an offer that if I stick around and don't throw in the towel that she will send me a naked picture of her self.
Yeah, retirement is cool. Shit, I'm retired, what am I doing posting comments....
merkley??? is a gaywad.
marriedman,
look, i understand what you are feeling. chico told me all about you two, about how you gave him the reach around and he couldnt get hard. but let it go, it was nothing personal, he liked you, he really did, he just wasn't attracted to you. he said you smell like corn.
anyway -- it's over now.
dead dogs hold no ill will. there's a lot one can learn from a dead pup.
marriedman,
look, i understand what you are feeling. chico told me all about you two, about how you gave him the reach around and he couldnt get hard. but let it go, it was nothing personal, he liked you, he really did, he just wasn't attracted to you. he said you smell like corn.
anyway -- it's over now.
dead dogs hold no ill will. there's a lot one can learn from a dead pup.
marriedman is a gaywad.
you speak such truth, my 7 year old hottie of a friend. So, how about this other dog of yours, does he like indians?
you speak such truth, my 7 year old hottie of a friend. So, how about this other dog of yours, does he like indians?
Wendy is a gaywad.
I'm sorry about Chico. He sounded like an awesome friend.
I'm going to go hug my dogs now and let them jump on the bed.
I'm sorry about Chico. He sounded like an awesome friend.
I'm going to go hug my dogs now and let them jump on the bed.
fugusashi is a gaywad.
Sorry to hear about Chico. He sounded like a great dog. I've never seen a eulogy for a dog before, but that was a good one.
Sorry to hear about Chico. He sounded like a great dog. I've never seen a eulogy for a dog before, but that was a good one.
Lake Allison is a gaywad.
Aww.. sorry to hear.
I was hoping the senator would run for prez in '08.
Chico will like it in the doggy afterlife. They'll re-attach his weenie.
Aww.. sorry to hear.
I was hoping the senator would run for prez in '08.
Chico will like it in the doggy afterlife. They'll re-attach his weenie.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
wendy,
yes he was a good one.
dogs belong on the bed, how else are you gonna smell like corn chips when you wake up?
wendy,
yes he was a good one.
dogs belong on the bed, how else are you gonna smell like corn chips when you wake up?
merkley??? is a gaywad.
allison,
yeah, chico was really excited about the nutt replacement program they offer in the hereafter.
allison,
yeah, chico was really excited about the nutt replacement program they offer in the hereafter.
funkybiznatch is a gaywad.
OOOOOOOHHH GEEEEEEEEEEEZ --
I went away for the weekend and I come home and I find out that Chico has gone? I am so, so, so, sad to hear this. As I've said before Chico was a gentle-dog and a scholar. He had the best dog manners of any dog ever. How's butterface handling it? I am sure she is crushed...crushed.
I love you and I send you big, big hugs. I will call you later.
OOOOOOOHHH GEEEEEEEEEEEZ --
I went away for the weekend and I come home and I find out that Chico has gone? I am so, so, so, sad to hear this. As I've said before Chico was a gentle-dog and a scholar. He had the best dog manners of any dog ever. How's butterface handling it? I am sure she is crushed...crushed.
I love you and I send you big, big hugs. I will call you later.
poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.
My dog Oscar is my first dog/friend/roommate. I've had him since he was 7 weeks old and loathe to think what my life would be like without him in it.
I'm now sending psychically sending you hugs and cheek-bleeding kisses. I hope they help.
p.s. Oscar is sitting here licking my toes as I type this. I think he wants me to pass those on to you as well.
My dog Oscar is my first dog/friend/roommate. I've had him since he was 7 weeks old and loathe to think what my life would be like without him in it.
I'm now sending psychically sending you hugs and cheek-bleeding kisses. I hope they help.
p.s. Oscar is sitting here licking my toes as I type this. I think he wants me to pass those on to you as well.
Satan is a gaywad.
My dogs still 126, but we know 'that day' is a-comin and we're not looking forward to it at all. Sorry about your dog mate.
PS. Don't go to my site - well not far a while anyways. It's not dog friendly.
My dogs still 126, but we know 'that day' is a-comin and we're not looking forward to it at all. Sorry about your dog mate.
PS. Don't go to my site - well not far a while anyways. It's not dog friendly.
invincibleoverlord is a gaywad.
Sorry Merkley. I really liked Chico a lot. I never wanted to mention this to you, but the last time I slept on your sofa, Chico jumped up and snuggled me a bit. He brought me a water from the kitchen because he new how ripped I was and my mouth was dry. Seriously he was about as great as a dog ever was.
RIP Chico
Tom
Sorry Merkley. I really liked Chico a lot. I never wanted to mention this to you, but the last time I slept on your sofa, Chico jumped up and snuggled me a bit. He brought me a water from the kitchen because he new how ripped I was and my mouth was dry. Seriously he was about as great as a dog ever was.
RIP Chico
Tom
Inner Fonzie is a gaywad.
Gee... I really don't have a smartass remark here, because I think it sucks and... frankly, while humor is a good way to address pain or difficult subjects, I find too much humor is a sure sign of psychological problems.
My condolences... I spent the last 2 days looking in shelter for one that looked just like him, but came up empty handed.
Gee... I really don't have a smartass remark here, because I think it sucks and... frankly, while humor is a good way to address pain or difficult subjects, I find too much humor is a sure sign of psychological problems.
My condolences... I spent the last 2 days looking in shelter for one that looked just like him, but came up empty handed.
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lyds,
that oughtta learn ya fer taking off.
chico liked you, you were one of his main connections to his mexican heritage,
lyds,
that oughtta learn ya fer taking off.
chico liked you, you were one of his main connections to his mexican heritage,
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satan,
well, with your dark powers, seems like you could do a little zombie action or something.
i saw that post on your site.
real funny asshole.
i'd expect nothing less from the great satan.
satan,
well, with your dark powers, seems like you could do a little zombie action or something.
i saw that post on your site.
real funny asshole.
i'd expect nothing less from the great satan.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
fonzie,
thank you fine sir.
mental problems? huh? where?
tears of a clown my friend, tears of a clown.
fonzie,
thank you fine sir.
mental problems? huh? where?
tears of a clown my friend, tears of a clown.
Satan is a gaywad.
Yeah, Funny like trying to come up with 13 Things To Do With a Chopped Off Thumb.
Mmmm, I thought the great satan was America... now there's some zombie action!
Yeah, Funny like trying to come up with 13 Things To Do With a Chopped Off Thumb.
Mmmm, I thought the great satan was America... now there's some zombie action!
quinntard is a gaywad.
...I will forever miss the hairy, friendly, lovable fellow. I'm sure he's got all the hotdogs he wants now...
...I will forever miss the hairy, friendly, lovable fellow. I'm sure he's got all the hotdogs he wants now...
gabrielle is a gaywad.
merkley, what a beautiful post. that made me go kiss my dog on the top of her fat head.
merkley, what a beautiful post. that made me go kiss my dog on the top of her fat head.
The Bees Knees is a gaywad.
eddy wanted me to pass this on:
dear cheeko (he did it phonetically I guess..)
We will meet in doggy heaven and share a pig ear together.
I will lick your ear and then we will sniff some butts.
I can't wait to see you. Love, Eddy
PS: this is not goodbye, its see ya later.
eddy wanted me to pass this on:
dear cheeko (he did it phonetically I guess..)
We will meet in doggy heaven and share a pig ear together.
I will lick your ear and then we will sniff some butts.
I can't wait to see you. Love, Eddy
PS: this is not goodbye, its see ya later.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
gaby,
i understand the feeling, whenever i watch animal planet or discovery, i do the same shit.
gaby,
i understand the feeling, whenever i watch animal planet or discovery, i do the same shit.
chwecko is a gaywad.
Merkley???, I knew Chico from the day you brought him home. He was a great companion. Once he let you into his home (stopped barking), you entered his protection. He knew who his friends were. Im glad he chose you at the pound.
While I never experienced the painful anticipation of a pet's demise due to age, I've lost two cherished family pets. One quickly succumbed to sickness, the other (Kasha - malamute) to a highway accident - Both times they were in my care and custody. I was a wreck over Kasha and what I had to do to bring her home. I sought after every arm a person was willing to put around me, even though I did not wish to relive the experience while retelling it.
I'm reminding you of this because you were one of the few I DID tell, and spared no details. You hung on every word I wanted to say about it which was very helpful for me. I thank you for that, and knowing the sincerity in your sympathy. With this there has been no point or counterpoint - we loved our dogs. (So does H.B. by the way).
I'm so sorry for your loss...Miss you, bro. I'm glad youre surrounded by caring friends.
D.
P.S. I have slides of the distiguished Senator and his rubber hamburger I always meant to give you. Maybe someday.
Merkley???, I knew Chico from the day you brought him home. He was a great companion. Once he let you into his home (stopped barking), you entered his protection. He knew who his friends were. Im glad he chose you at the pound.
While I never experienced the painful anticipation of a pet's demise due to age, I've lost two cherished family pets. One quickly succumbed to sickness, the other (Kasha - malamute) to a highway accident - Both times they were in my care and custody. I was a wreck over Kasha and what I had to do to bring her home. I sought after every arm a person was willing to put around me, even though I did not wish to relive the experience while retelling it.
I'm reminding you of this because you were one of the few I DID tell, and spared no details. You hung on every word I wanted to say about it which was very helpful for me. I thank you for that, and knowing the sincerity in your sympathy. With this there has been no point or counterpoint - we loved our dogs. (So does H.B. by the way).
I'm so sorry for your loss...Miss you, bro. I'm glad youre surrounded by caring friends.
D.
P.S. I have slides of the distiguished Senator and his rubber hamburger I always meant to give you. Maybe someday.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
hey chwecko,
i remember that morning well. ouch.
thanks for the nice note.
hpefully h.b. doesn't read this stuff often, can be quite an --- ummmmm, experience to those who are religiously inclined.
maybe i'll make it over to italy for the ski contest.
hey chwecko,
i remember that morning well. ouch.
thanks for the nice note.
hpefully h.b. doesn't read this stuff often, can be quite an --- ummmmm, experience to those who are religiously inclined.
maybe i'll make it over to italy for the ski contest.
The Snakehead is a gaywad.
Here's to Chico. May he rest in peace. And far far away from Marriedman's nasty tongue.
Here's to Chico. May he rest in peace. And far far away from Marriedman's nasty tongue.
lalalalani is a gaywad.
This news saddens me as having excited pups scramble upstairs and run all over my apartment was a joy. Now it's all up to Butterface. I guess this also means no more demonstrations of the BEST stupid dog trick EVER. Damn.
Chico Chico Chico
You are still better than chiclets.
Much love.
This news saddens me as having excited pups scramble upstairs and run all over my apartment was a joy. Now it's all up to Butterface. I guess this also means no more demonstrations of the BEST stupid dog trick EVER. Damn.
Chico Chico Chico
You are still better than chiclets.
Much love.
Dashiell is a gaywad.
I gave the Senator 2000 imaginary dollars for his last campaign and in return he voted against mandatory leash laws. My lobbying for the fake dog Congress has really paid off.
I miss my dog, Doc. Maybe they'll meet up.
I gave the Senator 2000 imaginary dollars for his last campaign and in return he voted against mandatory leash laws. My lobbying for the fake dog Congress has really paid off.
I miss my dog, Doc. Maybe they'll meet up.
Satan is a gaywad.
Irony's a bitch,
Got home at 2am this morning after having to rush our old mutley to the emergency vet. I think 'that moment' is very near.
How you coping without Chico around?
Irony's a bitch,
Got home at 2am this morning after having to rush our old mutley to the emergency vet. I think 'that moment' is very near.
How you coping without Chico around?
merkley??? is a gaywad.
oh no -- satan, say it isn't so.
god damn those old dogs. why cant they just stick around?
we're doing fine, testing out new dogs, thinking about stuff -- i think butterface is a little depressed. i understand how she feels -- such is life.
honestly, though, it's been nice going over all the old photos and good times. -- door closes, another opens type shit.
just think about the good stuff -- it's a good excuse to cry about whatever the fuck. all that latent faggotry gets to come forward and nobody suspects nuthin.
keep your chin up.
oh no -- satan, say it isn't so.
god damn those old dogs. why cant they just stick around?
we're doing fine, testing out new dogs, thinking about stuff -- i think butterface is a little depressed. i understand how she feels -- such is life.
honestly, though, it's been nice going over all the old photos and good times. -- door closes, another opens type shit.
just think about the good stuff -- it's a good excuse to cry about whatever the fuck. all that latent faggotry gets to come forward and nobody suspects nuthin.
keep your chin up.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
bardot, lani, dash, alex and pat,
thanks for your well wishes and warm thoughts. they are appreciated.
bardot, lani, dash, alex and pat,
thanks for your well wishes and warm thoughts. they are appreciated.
Satan is a gaywad.
I'm still waiting on word from the specialist vet.... grrrr.... bloody frustrating. But I think he's definately a goner this time Wendy.
He was normal, as an old dog can be, and then he just flopped over on his side and couldn't walk anymore. Something to do with the processes of the inner ear to the brain. Although we're not sure it probably indicates a stroke or a tumour.
He's pretty old and I think it will be too much stress on the old fella to try for rehabilition. The surgery to have his eye removed was bad enough. I guess I'm just looking forward to getting out all that latent homo stuff.
Thanks for the words Merks???
I'm still waiting on word from the specialist vet.... grrrr.... bloody frustrating. But I think he's definately a goner this time Wendy.
He was normal, as an old dog can be, and then he just flopped over on his side and couldn't walk anymore. Something to do with the processes of the inner ear to the brain. Although we're not sure it probably indicates a stroke or a tumour.
He's pretty old and I think it will be too much stress on the old fella to try for rehabilition. The surgery to have his eye removed was bad enough. I guess I'm just looking forward to getting out all that latent homo stuff.
Thanks for the words Merks???
Squid Vicious is a gaywad.
Since i don't know how to upload music, I'll just have to dedicate the lyrics to this SONG to Chico, and the man...
Since i don't know how to upload music, I'll just have to dedicate the lyrics to this SONG to Chico, and the man...
is a gaywad.
Don't get too sentimental. All dogs say to themselves, "I like these people and all, but the first time one suffers a hip injury (and I'm pretty sure they aren't getting up again) I'm going to rip out their throat. I'll be macking on that butter hog for a week."
You had your pup's respect, but deep down whenever he layed eyes on you... ham sandwhich. Sorry.
-therandthem
Provo-latic, UT
Don't get too sentimental. All dogs say to themselves, "I like these people and all, but the first time one suffers a hip injury (and I'm pretty sure they aren't getting up again) I'm going to rip out their throat. I'll be macking on that butter hog for a week."
You had your pup's respect, but deep down whenever he layed eyes on you... ham sandwhich. Sorry.
-therandthem
Provo-latic, UT
merkley??? is a gaywad.
satan,
i'm right there with ya pal. deja motherfuckin viewish like.
and if it means anything, my final hours with good ol' chico, although diffcult, were really --- ummm -- well you know -- great -- nice -- special and all that gay junk.
satan,
i'm right there with ya pal. deja motherfuckin viewish like.
and if it means anything, my final hours with good ol' chico, although diffcult, were really --- ummm -- well you know -- great -- nice -- special and all that gay junk.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
squid,
thanks.
out of the millions of songs in this world, isn't it nice that you sent me lyrics written by my friend warren fitzgerald.
if you haven't seen warren's fucked up art, i have it linked in the sidebar. he is truly one of the most unique individuals i know.
squid,
thanks.
out of the millions of songs in this world, isn't it nice that you sent me lyrics written by my friend warren fitzgerald.
if you haven't seen warren's fucked up art, i have it linked in the sidebar. he is truly one of the most unique individuals i know.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
anonymous,
don't be anonymous, it's gay.
but -- yeah, ham sandwich is right -- you know, people taste like ham, if dogs tasted like ham, i would have eaten chico a long time ago.
dog doesn't taste too good. i tasted dog in brazil. otherwise, yeah, the animal shelter would be like a place to go for meat.
anonymous,
don't be anonymous, it's gay.
but -- yeah, ham sandwich is right -- you know, people taste like ham, if dogs tasted like ham, i would have eaten chico a long time ago.
dog doesn't taste too good. i tasted dog in brazil. otherwise, yeah, the animal shelter would be like a place to go for meat.
Satan is a gaywad.
Well, I'm off to the vets.
The specialist has bascially come clean and said if he hasn't improved by Friday it's time to do right by him.
Shit... come on Merks, I know we're blokes and all that but I'd hoped to hear a little more than "that gay junk". *sigh*
It does mean something, he's been me mate for the last nine (63) years. Even when my girlfriend moved to another city to work, he was there to welcome me home. He has always filled a space.
Anyway, I'll try and explain it properly for those that don't know what we're talking about when it happens.
Stay cool bro. I'll try and teach Silk some spanish over the next few days so he and Chico can chase cats or plastic hotdogs together without having to use sign language.
Well, I'm off to the vets.
The specialist has bascially come clean and said if he hasn't improved by Friday it's time to do right by him.
Shit... come on Merks, I know we're blokes and all that but I'd hoped to hear a little more than "that gay junk". *sigh*
It does mean something, he's been me mate for the last nine (63) years. Even when my girlfriend moved to another city to work, he was there to welcome me home. He has always filled a space.
Anyway, I'll try and explain it properly for those that don't know what we're talking about when it happens.
Stay cool bro. I'll try and teach Silk some spanish over the next few days so he and Chico can chase cats or plastic hotdogs together without having to use sign language.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
satan,
when chico fell down -- i told him
"walking is bullshit".
when he let loose his bladder, i told him
"wow -- that's amazing!"
when he couldn't lift his head i told him
"you look relaxed and carefree".
when i cried or got musty i told him
"it's because we're such pals".
when he barfed up his hot dog, i said --
"bah -- who needs it."
we told stories about the good old days, we even looked at pictures.
keep his tail wagging my friend, wag yours while you're at it. special times are these.
when it was chico's time, i called a mobile vet who helped him fall into his bestest and biggest nap in his favorite spot on the pillow at the end of the bed.
20 minutes later he was sleeping the good sleep in the back yard, in his favorite bone stash, which he chose and had been digging himself for years. He was awfully proud of his digging skills, and that spot was a particularly good spot.
honestly, at times, i felt a little jealous.
death ain't so bad.
take the fella home if ya can, if you can't i'm sure he'll understand, but be with him as much as possible... i'm glad i did.
then get another dog.
satan,
when chico fell down -- i told him
"walking is bullshit".
when he let loose his bladder, i told him
"wow -- that's amazing!"
when he couldn't lift his head i told him
"you look relaxed and carefree".
when i cried or got musty i told him
"it's because we're such pals".
when he barfed up his hot dog, i said --
"bah -- who needs it."
we told stories about the good old days, we even looked at pictures.
keep his tail wagging my friend, wag yours while you're at it. special times are these.
when it was chico's time, i called a mobile vet who helped him fall into his bestest and biggest nap in his favorite spot on the pillow at the end of the bed.
20 minutes later he was sleeping the good sleep in the back yard, in his favorite bone stash, which he chose and had been digging himself for years. He was awfully proud of his digging skills, and that spot was a particularly good spot.
honestly, at times, i felt a little jealous.
death ain't so bad.
take the fella home if ya can, if you can't i'm sure he'll understand, but be with him as much as possible... i'm glad i did.
then get another dog.
Wendy is a gaywad.
I have had to put many pets to sleep in my life. ferrets, cats, dogs and last summer my 12 year old parakeet TuTu whom I had taught to speak. he could say I love you. He is in my backyard now. I know exactly what you all are going through and it isn't easy. As long as you took care of that animal the best you could while it was on this planet, there are no regrets. It's all about the bond in the end. To this day I catch myself whistling to that little bird.
I have had to put many pets to sleep in my life. ferrets, cats, dogs and last summer my 12 year old parakeet TuTu whom I had taught to speak. he could say I love you. He is in my backyard now. I know exactly what you all are going through and it isn't easy. As long as you took care of that animal the best you could while it was on this planet, there are no regrets. It's all about the bond in the end. To this day I catch myself whistling to that little bird.
jazz is a gaywad.
the boobs here were long overdue.
but to be fair, so was your presence on my blog as well ;)
how's the mourning period going?
not for chico,but for marriedman's not-retirement retirement...
the boobs here were long overdue.
but to be fair, so was your presence on my blog as well ;)
how's the mourning period going?
not for chico,but for marriedman's not-retirement retirement...
Professor Leotus Clouse & The Duke of Sweet Cheeks is a gaywad.
I just recently lost one myself, she was one territorial bitch, she consistently tried to kill all of the other dogs in the house, and she'd tear into one of us if we didn't give her a milkbone. We still wish we had her with us.
I shall drink to the Senator.
I just recently lost one myself, she was one territorial bitch, she consistently tried to kill all of the other dogs in the house, and she'd tear into one of us if we didn't give her a milkbone. We still wish we had her with us.
I shall drink to the Senator.
Satan is a gaywad.
That pretty much sounds like last night.
We sat in our private visiting room (specialists and their facilities, yoinks) re-counting all the great stuff our little man got up to. Like the time he spent a whole day digging his way under the fence and ran away – a whole 20 metres to the next door neighbour house where he was pampered by the old lady who lived there until my girlfriend got home from work. Or about how he had impressed all the other dogs by being able to go on longer walks than them even though he was the smallest fella they knew.
After about 15 minutes or so of talking about all of his exploits and how glad we were to have shared in them with him, almost miracle like he seemed to draw energy from hearing about how fantastic he was and he roused himself into a sitting position. My girlfriend and I were astounded, he then peed all over her lap and flopped back into her arms. We couldn’t help laughing at the satisfied expression on his face, might even be his last great joke on us for being such sad sacks. Although the dog pee scented cab ride home was a little embarrassing we had a really nice time. We’ll see him again tonight, hopefully he’ll pull off something just as funny.
That pretty much sounds like last night.
We sat in our private visiting room (specialists and their facilities, yoinks) re-counting all the great stuff our little man got up to. Like the time he spent a whole day digging his way under the fence and ran away – a whole 20 metres to the next door neighbour house where he was pampered by the old lady who lived there until my girlfriend got home from work. Or about how he had impressed all the other dogs by being able to go on longer walks than them even though he was the smallest fella they knew.
After about 15 minutes or so of talking about all of his exploits and how glad we were to have shared in them with him, almost miracle like he seemed to draw energy from hearing about how fantastic he was and he roused himself into a sitting position. My girlfriend and I were astounded, he then peed all over her lap and flopped back into her arms. We couldn’t help laughing at the satisfied expression on his face, might even be his last great joke on us for being such sad sacks. Although the dog pee scented cab ride home was a little embarrassing we had a really nice time. We’ll see him again tonight, hopefully he’ll pull off something just as funny.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
wow, this comments section is getting long.
thanks everybody, i promise i'm not just leaving this post up to milk all of your sympathies, regular lame ass posting will resume shortly.
boy, satan -- that was a nice little story. i hope all goes as nicely as it can go.
wow, this comments section is getting long.
thanks everybody, i promise i'm not just leaving this post up to milk all of your sympathies, regular lame ass posting will resume shortly.
boy, satan -- that was a nice little story. i hope all goes as nicely as it can go.
tyler is a gaywad.
I'm not quite sure what I will do with my right index finger now that my dear friend Chico is gone. I will always remember those laps around the house on seventh east and then that one special day. I am proud to say that I remember the day the Senator was voted into office. I am a bit sad that I wasn't able to tell him goodbye. He will be missed very much........
I'm not quite sure what I will do with my right index finger now that my dear friend Chico is gone. I will always remember those laps around the house on seventh east and then that one special day. I am proud to say that I remember the day the Senator was voted into office. I am a bit sad that I wasn't able to tell him goodbye. He will be missed very much........