ree VIP tickets -- Why not?... even though I never really liked His Professorness back in the day, It's always fun to see someone who is considered by many to be a legend do his thing. Here is what I learned.
1. The underground is freedom.
2. Whitey is inherently lame and controls the regular
ground and is keeping the good shit underground.
3. Whitey therefore keeps people free by keeping them underground. (I deduced that all by myself because I'm smort.)
4. For some reason, there still needs to be a revolution.
5. I cannot GIVE away a free VIP pass to KRS-ONE to anyone in my social group.
6. His sidekick really needs to pull up his pants.
He has TAINT on his shirt, RAD.
Anyway, despite dumbass ideas, the dude was totally entertaining. Man knows how to captivate a crowd.
After that I went to Arrow Bar and took the following pictures of new wavers (new wave is old, that's the funny part).
This is Robyn Miller
who I now finally remember after having apparently forgotten her a billion times. She used to sing in a band called The Peels
. They broke up even though they had some big deal on Capitol Records.
This is Richie Panic
. He is a Stand up fella and a terrific DJ because he doesn't care about cool, he cares about fun. His real name is Jason. Women love him. They should.
This is Atty
. She comes to parties at my house sometimes and I see her around and she is friends with almost everyone I know. I don't know much else.
This is Mikey
, He has 10 billion myspace friends and they are mostly all hot girls. The women claim that he ain't gay. I have my doubts. At any rate, He has always been pleasant to me. I never fault a man flanked with gaggles of babes. That would be dumb.
This is Jaclyn
. She is absolutely nutts. This is why she is cool. She does things her way and fuck off if you don't like it. I can roll with that. She claims Mikey copies her. There is substantial evidence to support her claim. See above.
I was overjoyed when upon adjusting the contrast on her dress, it became transparent. I can REALLY roll with that.
That's all for now.
Don't get caught being obsessed with taking a picture of every single person on your myspace list.
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