merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Come On Down and Get Frisked By Gigantic Gangster Looking Negroes

January 27, 2006

Come On Down and Get Frisked By Gigantic Gangster Looking Negroes

That's right, you heard me, all you trust fund whitebread hundred dollar haircut honky cokeheads from the suburbs have the chance to turn society on it's ear!! Yes you can be frisked by a gigantic gangster looking negro man as if YOU are the threat to HIM in the middle of the butthole crackhead ghetto of our great city. I think this is the dream Dr. Martin Luther was talking about.

I wrote about this place before wherein I said I'd never return to that shithole, But here I'm involved in this art show tonight. So much for sticking to my gums. Come on down if you're around. I plan on being there for at least 20 minutes.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught waiting till you're crowning before getting in line for the toilet.
Your Master of Sideways Hair-emonies,
Dick Cheney

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

gabrielle is a gaywad.

ou es la special frame pour le mickey mouse painting?

wait. is french gay??

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:36 PM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

That's the problem with trycker hats, there's no instructions on how to wear them properly. That's why so many "ouths" are turning them sideways and shit. They are just too stupid to operate a fucking hat...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:20 PM

~*~ is a gaywad.

Thank you for my bad attitude.

Thank you for this pain. (WTF did I do!?)

Thank you for the free booze last night.

Thanks you for the muscle relaxers that helped me sleep tight.

Thank you for giving me a reason to call the police from work.

Thank you for making this guy be a jerk.

See, not only am I thanking you for everything, I'm doing it creativly.

And you should be me. . . right now.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:38 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gabrielle,
see how the corner is ganked? thats the special part,
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Squid Vicious,
trucker hats were only cool when they were funny.
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~*~ ,
hmmmn, wait, do i know you? the only thing that couldve possibly happened is that i may have bought you a drink bu t i dont remember buying no drinks fer nobuddy.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:53 PM

Melliferous Pants is a gaywad.

I just googled your name because some of my favorites were accidentally deleted. How is it that I'd never seen your main page with the three missionaries? Now I am officially obsessed with you.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:58 AM

~*~ is a gaywad.

Um, no. You never bought me a drink. We've never met.

Check back a few posts ago. . . I made a comment. . . you commented on my comment. . .

Just a return reader. . .

Jeebus! Whats with the fucking 3rd degree?!

(See that was me making a joke! Hurruh!)

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:21 PM

~*~ is a gaywad.

The Lou Reed post. . .

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:24 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

melpants,
whaddya think about polygamy?
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~*~ ,
ahh --- hmmmn --- oh --- um RIGHT!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:31 PM

Melliferous Pants is a gaywad.

Is that a proposition?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:33 AM