merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: merkley??? Hated Lou Reed Until merkley??? Walked a Mile in Lou Reed's Flip Flops

January 22, 2006

merkley??? Hated Lou Reed Until merkley??? Walked a Mile in Lou Reed's Flip Flops

Seriously, I always hated Lou Reed but now that I have BEEN Lou Reed, I can't help but love him to death.

These were my experiences as....

Lou Reed.

Lou Reed Wants To Be On Oprah

Lou Reed is Capable of Forgiveness

Lou Reed Spoke Too Soon

Lou Reed Woke Up With Patti Smith

Lou Reed Has 43 Stitches

I can only hope for you that someday you get your chance to be Lou Reed.

That's all for now!
Don't get caught eating heroin!
Your Number One Mortage Broker Break Dancer Biker,
Debby Harry

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

chwecko is a gaywad.

Lou Reed is scheduled to perform at the Olympic Medals Plaza in Torino Italy in February. And thank goodness for that - Im all out of methadone.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:40 AM

Melliferous Pants is a gaywad.

The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in lou reed.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:09 AM

francine o. is a gaywad.

lou reed got his period at work and bled all over his pants today.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:08 PM

Bill the Apostle is a gaywad.

I'm not sure what you think you are up too but you sure as fuck are going to Hell

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:29 PM

J to the fucking C is a gaywad.

I do believe my time is coming.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:03 PM

~*~ is a gaywad.

I don't know if I should thank you Or Lou Reed.

I'll thank you 'cuz I never read his blod till this post. Sorry Lou. No hard feelings.

I am now have a 'less' shitty day!

Be me next! mememememe!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:11 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

you guys crack me up.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:47 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

chwecko,
when does all that shit start? also, has hb visited yet?
==========

Melliferous Pants,
what about pee?
what about tears?
see? you need to be more sensitive melly.
==========

Bill the Apostle,
all my friends will be there.
==============

Jesus Christ,
i hope so dude cuz i'm getting sick of hearing about it. ticket sales have slowed to a trickle. we may have to paper the house.
=============

~*~ ,
always thanks me for anything good that every happens anywhere. it ain't gonna hurt you.

i'll be you whenever you want.
==============

wv: Ambo -- gay rambo.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:52 PM

The Ghost of Professor Leotus Clouse and The Duke of Sweet Cheeks is a gaywad.

Lou Reed says you two shared a soggy cot back in the boy scouts, can you confirm this?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:48 PM

gabrieller is a gaywad.

now someone must program it like the vin diesel one

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:34 PM

francine o. is a gaywad.

are you censoring my comments about lou reed? because i thought you should know YESTERDAY lou reed got his period in the grocery store and bled all over his new pants.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:59 AM