Nearly Every Fight I Ever Had With Any Girlfriend Was on The Subject of Dinner

merkley???:
fil and samir get along right?

raymi:
yes they exclude me

raymi:
samir was my friend first

raymi:
they gang up on me and get me super fucking annoyed

merkley???:
i can see how that might happen

raymi:
next time they piss me off im gonna pull a ditch on them

raymi:
first order a bunch of shots on samir's tab then disappear

raymi:
hahahaahhahahahahaa

merkley???:
ha

raymi:
fuckers

raymi says:
u love each other so much TAKE THAT FAGS

merkley???:
then go stumbling off into the fog

raymi:
yeh all mysterious

raymi says:
"oh what u wanted to eat steak with me tonite awww", then i spit in the marinade and watch them exclaim to me how marvelous everything tastes

merkley???:
then come home with no shoes and a new tennis racket

merkley???:
with the price tag still on it

raymi:
and a bunch of fone numbers with no names

raymi:
and some numbers missing

merkley???:
pants on backwards

raymi:
speaking in french

merkley???:
bandaids on every finger

raymi:
broken glass on my shoulders and in my hair

merkley???:
a dozen eggs under one arm -- NONE BROKEN!!

raymi:
hahhaaa

raymi:
ok im gonna go grocery shopping now

raymi:
be back later

merkley???:
bye

That's all for now,
Don't get caught, ah fuck it, you think of one, I'm too lazy.
Your, ah fuck it, you think of one, I'm still too lazy,
Regis Philbin