merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Somebody Stuck a Poll Up My Date

January 14, 2006

Somebody Stuck a Poll Up My Date

This is an update and a poll.

For whatever reason, I have been dividing this here blog into sections or categories or whatever the fuck. So far I have;

Heavyweight Sleep Champion of The World
My Dreams Kick The Shit Out of Your Dreams

Absolutely 87% True Bullshit
This One Time, This Thing Happened and I Did Some Stuff

If I Was a Pee Hole
I Would Totally Learn To Whistle

and then the main blog here.

other future categories will be for my encounters with famous or otherwise noteworthy buttlickers, my perfectly flawless political philosophies, and perhaps one with just photos. Any suggestions will be duly considered as well.

I'm pretty sure that nobody gives a shit -- but I do have one question, while all of the other categories will contain posts that originally appear both here on the main page and in the respective cartegory, the dream blog shit is, for now, totally separate. Do you think I should post my dream stuff here too? Or do you think I should keep them completely separate? I'm not a person that wants to bother people with my dreams, but at the same time, I have been updating that shit almost everyday and sometimes the main blog feels like a moldy turd just sitting here stinking up the web.

What do you think?

And now I will leave you with a joke by my friend Bridget Schwartz who quit blogging because she is emotionally fucked up or something:

I recently took a poll.

It didn't feel very good.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught asking dumb questions when you'll end up doing it your own way anyway.
Your Flaming Red Headed Master of Batermonies,
Shelly Winters

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

The Ghost of Professor Leotus Clouse and The Duke of Sweet Cheeks is a gaywad.

Everything should be archived immediately and all attention should be redirected to "If I was a Peehole", but renamed, "If I was Your Peehole". You'll link to several elite corporate sponsors who'll force you to promote their hair care products, and when the deal turns sour after a dispute involving your desire for more animal testing, you back out of the contract, thus forcing yourself to post hourly updated noods of yourself attempting to wet/dry hump your former self while he sleeps with your other self.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:48 AM

Bill the Apostle is a gaywad.

Me and the Dragon both think you should put your dreams on this blog..We forget all about it when we come over here

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:59 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

I like the dream blog separate. I have it listed below this one in my favorites. I go here then I go there. I think the dream thing is nice with the colors, the whole atmosphere. If you put here, it will just be like all the other poop, which it isn't. Poop here, dreams there. Hurry with the political thing, I am really going to dig that.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:27 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

But! mayyyybeeee, you could adjust your links so that the dream blog and other stuff of yours appears higher on the page and beside the top post. Maybe it is my browser, I don't know, but all your links are at the very bottom of the template. If higher, they would get the sttention they deserve.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:29 PM

hotdawgit is a gaywad.

I like the dreams, interspersed with the regular blog.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:32 PM

hotdawgit is a gaywad.

I like the dream blog here too...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:35 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

maybe just post the ones you want posted here whenever you post them on the dream blog.

ok. i just turned into gary cole's version of mike brady.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:28 PM

~*~ is a gaywad.

Ok Merks- here's how you oughta do it.

1. If you feel the need to cross post (post the same damn thing on two blogs) state that it is in fact a cross post. This will keep people from jumping back and forth like little retard froggys.

2. At the end of your posts here, give us a heads up- Leave a note, linked, to the post you updated.
It'd look alittle like this:

That's all for now.
Don't get caught asking dumb questions when you'll end up doing it your own way anyway.
Your Flaming Red Headed Master of Batermonies,
Shelly Winters

P.S
I updated here and here fuckers. Read or die. (Here and Here being links. . . get it?)

Hugs and Shit

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:48 PM

J to the fucking C is a gaywad.

Hey man, I'm totally with Bill. You should consolidate and shit.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:12 PM

Sugzey is a gaywad.

Shelly Winters
Andy Rooney
Bob Hope
Rodney Allen Ripey
Redd Foxx

FUCK...I need a stiff belt...NOW!

Is it my night or is it your day???

Bye,

The Great Hungarian!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:51 PM

Melliferous Pants is a gaywad.

I like them all together because I have short attention span. But do what you wanna do. When I have a big decision to make I usually fast and pray about it. Maybe that would help you decide?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:19 AM

PaTo is a gaywad.

Separate and Equal, it's all good. But I do agree the blueness is niceness.

Thanks Mr. M. for the reference to Bridget Schwartz! Her blog is where I found yer blog, and now I see she's up and running again. Good one for you!

I've been hanging around here since Katrina thinking BS got swept away, or carried off in a wave of Tookie Pee. In any case, I sher hope she's nice and dried out, or once'd again riding on the wagons, or whatever.

Keep up with the keepin' up, and I'll send you to my podcast of Leanne Hansen gettin dirty with Will Sorts from NPR!

PaTo

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:29 PM

Calzone is a gaywad.

I think you should stick with the chick youve been screwing longer. Sure that other Betty sucks your cock more, but that always goes away after a while.

Always.

Fuck

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:55 PM

gabrielle is a gaywad.

Vertical scrolling is the best form of internet organization. I don't dig the three Merkley blogs. But who cares, it's all free entertainment anyway, and a whistling peehole is a fabulous mental image.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:15 PM

Virgle Kent is a gaywad.

Wendy had it right poop here dream there. You also know how I'd feel about having a page up just for pictures (of hot almost naked chicks) duh. So I'm not even going to comment on it.

holla

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:21 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

soooo, what have you decided to do? I can't take the anticipation of the final decision. It is like waiting for a sequel to Close Encounters of The Third Kind. (I saw that movie and I love that movie, why haven't they made a sequel? Richard dreyfuss is still in the mothership out there somewhere.) I am going to blog about this...

anyway, decision!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:08 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

EVERYBODY,
thanks for the input. It seems like the concensus agrees with my initial inclination to keep the dreams over there and put the rest here using the other templates merely as fancy, archive friendly categories..

also wendy and anyone else who uses Internet explorer, IE is a gigantic load of poop and you should abandon it immediately and start using FIREFOX which is superior in five hundred billion different ways. Internet explorer does not display this blog correctly nor half the other blogs you read either. you are eventually going to switch anyway so why not do it today? huh? huh? huh? huh?

that's what i thought.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:23 AM

new firefox user is a gaywad.

Hmmm...you do look different in Firefox.

Did you know that installing a different browser without the consent of your significant other is grounds for divorce?

Boy, I'm in trouble now.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:35 PM

francine o. is a gaywad.

well, whatever you do you're going to have to take janice glass jr with you because she's 5 seconds away from getting booted off our blog. i have a feeling that if she gets booted off our blog that she'll just try to post here in your comments until you kick her off.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:12 PM