If You Think I Need You To Have A Fantastic IM Conversation, You Are Sadly Mistaken

merkley???: pssst
merkley???: hey
merkley???: bub
merkley???: psst
merkley???: you with the diaper
merkley???: wanna buy a watch?
merkley???: good deal
merkley???: real rolex
merkley???: 30 bux
merkley???: just for you
merkley???: no?
merkley???: i got designer hand bags
merkley???: real gucci
merkley???: prada
merkley???: no?
merkley???: i got some cold pizza
merkley???: no?
merkley???: left over chinese?
merkley???: how about one sock
merkley???: i got a good sock
merkley???: only one hole
merkley???: well two if you count the part where you put your foot in
merkley???: elastic is still good
merkley???: smells like ---
merkley???: ummmn
merkley???: dotitos
merkley???: good food product
merkley???: doritos that is
merkley???: not the sock
merkley???: don't eat the sock
merkley???: 5 bux
merkley???: whaddaya say?
merkley???: i'll take 3 bux
merkley???: 1 bux?
merkley???: ok
merkley???: i'll trade you for that napkin
merkley???: man
merkley???: you are a tough sell
merkley???: here
merkley???: you can have the sock
merkley???: happy birthday
merkley???: ok now move along
merkley???: you're scaring off customers
merkley???: don't make me call the cops

at this point the other person set their status to AWAY and you know that shit doesn't just happen automatically.

merkley???: i saw that
merkley???: ok i want my sock back now

That's all for now.
Don't get caught selling knock off expired deli meat or failing to recognize pure CHAT GENIUS!
Your Local Tennis Pro,
Sheila E.