merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Why'd Yer Sister Put Her Lips On My Nutts and Say Ding Dong?

February 10, 2006

Why'd Yer Sister Put Her Lips On My Nutts and Say Ding Dong?

Because she wanted to be the BELL of my BALLS.

She really should just get dressed up and go here tonight instead, her lips are all chappy and sand papery and now my balls feel stupid.

check out the host -- that's me -- guess what that means -- you buy me drinks and I get wasted and act AWESOME -- as usual.

click on these fuckers to see them all big n'shit.

That's all for now
Don't get caught saying stuff like BangDick and BangWeen and BangSchlong because it's really only kinda funny.
Your Master of Square-emonies,
Connie Chung

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Babsbitchin is a gaywad.

OK merkley??? what would you like to drink? How 'bout a Kamakazee or a Volcano that's sure to get ya in the mood. I just wanna watch. Yea, I guess that makes me a freak. I learned many a lesson from those chapped lips ya get when ya...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:23 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

teehee...bangCOCK...heee

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:08 AM

Calzone is a gaywad.

dude that shits totally funny

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:58 PM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

I prefer "bangWeeeg", but that's just me.

Happy Valium-Lines Day!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:20 PM

Tumbleweed is a gaywad.

How about Bangcooch? I have never had chapped lips, what's that?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:40 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Babsbitchin',
drink? i usually order whiskey coke. when they say what kind of whiskey, i always say the worst well whiskey you got. bar tenders always like that because they know that once you add soda there is no fucking difference. dumb chicks argue otherwise on account of their dumb chick status.
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poopee shmoopee,
yay poopee! you're easy to please.
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Squid Vicious,
i prefer huge amounts of free money sleep and super powers -- whatever -- i'm ---huh?
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Tumbleweed,
chapped lips? never? hmmmn -- liar.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:40 PM

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