merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Blurssed With a Gooful Dose of Delufidence

April 21, 2006

Blurssed With a Gooful Dose of Delufidence

Last night, as I often do, I interviewed myself as I walked to the meeting place where people drink booze.

merkley???: what is your secret merkley???

merkley???: I was blessed with a good dose of confidence and cursed with an awful dose of delusion.

merkley???: so you were blurssed with a gooful dose of delufidence?

merkley???: exactly.

merkley???: I'm in love with you.

merkley???: Yeah well I hate your guts.

Highfivery ensued.

dalila

matthew & dalila sharkey

That's all for now.
Don't get caught with your hand up Barbara Walters peehole.
Your favorite type of baloney,
Scrubbing Bubble

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Chrystal is a gaywad.

The pictures are bee-a-u-tiful!! Excellent job!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:19 AM

The Ghost of Professor Leotus Clouse and The Duke of Sweet Cheeks says their ipod is a gaywad.

Dood, you gotta crush on yourself, wait till I tell you about it, you're gonna go tell everyou.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:43 AM

francine o. is a gaywad.

barbara walters must have a HUGE peehole! one time i was packing her fine china and some popcorn packing foam escaped out of the box and floated right into her peehole and she liked it!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:31 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Wow. Incredible.

He looks like a proud father...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:18 PM

Erin O'Brien is a gaywad.

Yes, I am a gaywad.

I find this post to be masturbatory, educational and entertaining.

Carry on.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:24 AM

raymi lauren is a gaywad.

dude that was radulicious.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:56 PM

Tumbleweed is a gaywad.

I just have to say I have never seen nipples that big! oh wait, I guess I am straight and should not be looking at nipples. What was I thinking?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:54 PM

Inner Fonzie is a gaywad.

I think those are the largest areolas I have ever seen. Do you have "before" pictures to compare? I want to know how big mine will get if I get pregnant.

The tattoos rock!

When are you posting the tutorial on your photoshopping techniques?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:33 PM

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