merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Peegg Mooje Norb Barlno Spooee Beez Naj Morj

April 09, 2006

Peegg Mooje Norb Barlno Spooee Beez Naj Morj

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Basically, what I'm tryin to say is that I have been busy, just not on the old blog -- flickr kicks the crap out of blogging. In the one month I've been on flickr I have had 100,000 visits there and tons of comments. Over here? Pffff, not much.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught pooleeffin fruuwm blooob blob,
Your Peeeeje Mooorj Smawje Noooj,
Dale Burnfart.

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

The Ghost of Professor Leotus Clouse and The Duke of Sweet Cheeks never ever is a gaywad.

I don't know, you can't customize the layout of flickr like you've done so masterfully on ze blog here.
Kinda cheapens the Merkley??? experience if you ask me.
Then again, I'm all about cheap thrills so I can dig it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:02 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

i agree with you that it doesn't look as fancy, but what it lacks in that area it more than makes up for in usability and organization. here i have maybe a couple hundred regular visitors and there in less than a month i have nearly 500 with more coming in by the truckloads.

i know it's not about visitors and whatever, but the exposure and feedback possibilities that flickr has made a reality are really pretty impressive.

anyway, i'm my own top referrer to my own blog.

and with my photography taking center stage, even my readers here have made it perfectly clear that they don't read the awesome stuff i write. they just wanna look at naked chicks.

at least on flickr 90% of the comments are about the photography and not just the tits.

not that i'm complainin or anything.

i can have both.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:20 PM

MPD is a gaywad.

oh merkley I always read what you have to say,,,the naked chicks are just trife to what you write i think

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:27 PM

Babsbitchin is a gaywad.

merkley???, darling, I put you on my Maniac Monday posting. You are just so talented, I had to share you.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:39 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

did that "kitty" just happen to be in the right spot in the right time, or did you put him there after the fact...I laughed when I saw that, very tongue in cheek humor...nice!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:06 PM

Aimee is a gaywad.

that picture with the cat is awesome.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:38 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

i LOVE flickr and your photos blow my mind. the portrait is one of my favourite subjects and i admire how you capture the sexy essence of each person you photograph. naked or not.

no really, i hate you.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:54 PM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

Sure you can have eleventh-bazillion hits on flicka, but they'll never match the quality of those of us who have continually been here enjoying your "unique" point of view.

Please tell me that you are at least getting some "shutter time" with these chicks...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:21 PM

Melliferous Pants is a gaywad.

I like the awesome stuff you write.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:48 PM

Aja is a gaywad.

I feel sort of empty if I just look at the pics. I need the writing. Are you ever concerned about someone ripping your pictures?

Keep flogging!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:55 AM

Chrystal is a gaywad.

I think I would be lost if I ever went to my faves clicked on merkley??? and had nothing to read-I check everyday! I laugh, I cry, I cheer, the photos are great but it's the hilarity that ensues while I read the blog that gets me through the day.....don't ever leave me! really-don't ever leave me I will find you....I WILL find you....hee hee-keep up the good work gorgeous

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:18 AM

gaby is a gaywad.

merkley my favorite thing you've ever done has been the encounters with famous people. which all happened preblog. i'm sayin...yer photos are tops (and you know i think so) but your writing is so fucking wonderous. makes me sad theres no more kidlets with funny captions (maybe my favorite series of blog entries) or satire. TRES SAD.

not that i am complaining. i'm not. i'm just going to read your archives. for the bajillionth time.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:31 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

MPD,
thanks dood.
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Babsbitchin',
oh babs you are always so nice.
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Wendy,
yeah -- the cat actually was there. i was so happy when that happened.
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Aimee,
thanks!
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poopee shmoopee,
i hate you too poops. in the best way possible of course.
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Squid Vicious,
ha ha -- squid -- always thinkin bout the hoohee.
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Melliferous Pants,
thanks melli, i'll be back, i'm just swept away with this sofa series project.
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Aja,
more writing SOON -- i promise. it's not like i could just stop being an asshole even if i wanted.

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Chrystal,
thanks chrystal.
i swear i'm not goin anywhere.
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gaby,
ha ha -- can't you see that i'm just trying to get a few people askin nicely? i'm four years old in that regard -- oh yeah, and in most other regards too.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:59 PM

Tumbleweed is a gaywad.

You must be hot as hell to get all those gorgeous women to take off thier clothes! I would get naked for you in a minute!!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:43 AM

HKD is a gaywad.

i love your photos, but i do think that your blog is the full sensory experience of madness and art and sex.

I LOVE IT.

come to toronto so you can take pictures of me and raymi (not ness. together. ha.)

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:02 AM