Hola LaChoy Boy!

When I was a skinny little freckled dude growing up in the shadow of the Wasatch mountains in Salt Lake City Utah, I used to stare up at the big snow capped peaks completely positive that if I climbed to the top and swung my leg over the top edge, on the other side there would be a skinny little, slanty eyed chinese dude about my same age standing there with chopsticks and a bowl of chow mein waiting to greet me and welcome me onto the other side of the world.

Kids are dumb.

Now for some pretty ladies.

Rachael & Ruby - SkyCam

Rachael - Sofa

That's all for now,
Don't get caught eating all the crunchy noodles before the snot sauce is done cooking!
Your American Friend,
Bark Bark Bark Growl Bark Pee.