merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: All British People Should Be Humanely Euthanized and Boiled in Jihad Ketchup

August 27, 2006

All British People Should Be Humanely Euthanized and Boiled in Jihad Ketchup

Seriously.

"Why -- I'm speechless."

"Yet speaking."

"I mean, I have no words to speak how I feel about that."

"So far you've spoken 16 words that speak how you feel about that."

"Yeah, but I'm uncertain how I feel."

"Uncertainty is a feeling."

"I'm not so certain I'd say I feel uncertain."

"You certainly seem uncertain."

"No, just at a loss for words."

"Yet you keep speaking --- words."

"You're making me."

"The speechless speak not."

"That's just a figure of speech."

Brothers and sisters, I think I have clearly proven why the British can go fuck themselves. Furthermore, It is abundantly clear why you should all shut the hell up until you can articulate something intelligent.

Amen.

Now this girl:

Bryn - Belts

Bryn - Sofa

That's all for now.
Don't get caught crop dusting the midget convention.
Your Grampas Favorite Brand of Pickled Pig's Feet,
Star Jones

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Bostick is a gaywad.

Your blog is fucking funny and has tits. Thanks.. I am over here>

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:04 AM

Satan is a gaywad.

I don't think anyone is going to comment until they can articulate something intelligent.

Me, I'm a blathering idiot so I'll just put down any random crap that comes into my mind.

Um... ok... point taken.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:20 PM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

As I have nothing important to say, I shall refrain from further making an ass of myself.

Today's post on my blog more than makes up for the lame-ass meme bullshit I was forced into...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:49 PM

~Melissa~ is a gaywad.

You tell 'em merkley, scream it to the world!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:34 AM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

the burritos i just had for dinner were very good. i love burritos. that is all.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:06 PM

~Melissa~ is a gaywad.

Tag! Merkley's it

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:05 PM

grrlsweat is a gaywad.

yer comments are wacked for the boyardee post above. perhaps it is purposeful and i have yet to get the hidden clues.

but... that's not gunna stop me:

i LOVED the chef ravioli. oh and the mini meatballs with mini ravioli. godDAMN. sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between genuine cool hipster chick and try hard pretentious twit. people are crazy. all of us.

that bathroom is AMAZING - as are the photos of course, as usual.

now i'm gunna go try reading it backwards.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:32 AM

Mikey S is a gaywad.

You would think the creator of an internet blog would be appreciative of a nation who can talk yet say nothing. Isn't that the premise behind a blog in the first palce?

Nice to find another blog promoting ranting and softcore.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:00 AM