merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Chef Boyardee LICIOUS

September 03, 2006

Chef Boyardee LICIOUS

Today's lesson is about black magic and mystical powers. Listen closely for hidden clues -- read it backwards if you want. I don't give a crap.

Drunk Me: oh man, I have a big can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli sitting on my counter screaming my name.

Random Hipster Chick: Dude, that's gross. That stuff will kill you.

Drunk Me: YOU'RE gross -- I should kill YOU!

Random Hipster Chick: I'm not gross.

Drunk Me: Well you certainly aren't a magical, pasty, boneless meat substance all snorggled in a wonderfully slimy dough sleeping bag, bathing in a pool of tomatoey lubricatey deliciousness just begging to to be slid down my throat only partially chewed.

Random Hipster Chick: That was the grossest, most accurate description of Chef Boyardee Ravioli I have ever heard.

Drunk Me: Whoa weird, your sister's name is Chef Boyardee Ravioli? I was just TALKING ABOUT EATING SOME OF THAT!

Brothers and sisters, eat what you like. Life is better short and delicious than long and ravioliless.

WHITE POWER!

Amen.

Now Christy:

Christy - Ice Cream

Christy - Sofa

That's all for now.
Don't get caught having a conversation with yourself and naming the other half Random Hipster Chick.
Your Cat's Favorite Half Dead Mouse,
JonBenet Ramsey

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wacky comment test.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:46 AM

Professor Leotus Clouse & The Duke of Sweet Cheeks is a gaywad.

No, I will not take your test.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:21 AM

Professor Leotus Clouse & The Duke of Sweet Cheeks is a gaywad.

The real Chef Boyardee died in 1853, every other version has been biogenetically grown in the liquid vats of boyardeencialzeustein beefamato juice, and its family colonizes itself by inter-mating in the lukewarm noodle bins, leaving behind that nutritious residue that so many generations of kids continue to crave and thrive upon to this very day.
If we were to suddenly remove that from society, everybody would immediately turn into jelly, or worse, some random hipster chick.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:39 AM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

that's kinda how i feel about taco bell. i just love burritos!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:59 AM

Bostick is a gaywad.

I tore a can of those up for lunch. All of them are good. Spaghetti and meatballs, Beefaroni.. Spaghettos are shitty tho, too fuckin sweet or something

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:11 PM

francine o. is a gaywad.

what does it say about me if i have a giant 40oz can of ravioli except it's not even boyardee? it's generic. and from kroger. i think i bought it in case i ran out of food in the house and was too lazy to go to the store and it was 10am and i was hungover so there would be something there to eat besides cornmeal and frozen black eyed peas.

how about taking a photo of a lady floating in a giant tub of ravioli?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:08 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

ha!
well it says that we are exactly the same because the above referenced ravioli was in fact GENERIC! i would have mentioned it but A. i'm a big fat liar and i make up %30 percent of everything i ever write and B. i the title "Generic Raviloli LICIOUS" isn't as good.

on second thought,

IT'S BETTER.

honesty is the best pollyppee,

buy the ravioli and come to sf. i'll shoot you.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:23 AM

francine o. is a gaywad.

i would have disappointed if i truly believed you buy anything other THAN generic ravioli.

you know, i do need someone to do my bridal portrait at some point. a portrait in a gilded frame at the reception of me in a tub of ravioli is fairly enticing.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:38 PM

carmen is a gaywad.

i want you to take naked photos of me...i beleive this is the only true way i am ever going to look sexy in a nude photo. your pictures are absolutely genuinely amazing. one of a kind. beautiful and unique. you strip the woman of her clothes and give her naked body her true personality, that no clothes could ever portray.

i only hope one day that i would have the pleasure.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:24 PM

Butchieboy is a gaywad.

This blog gets better as I scroll down. Excellent use of "large breast" photos.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:16 AM