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December 09, 2006

Wasn't it Jesus Who Said;

"Date ye therefore the fair bottomed, foul faced woman, for tis farewell which finds the finer view."

Wait,

no,

that was ME who said that

JUST NOW!!

I should write a bible.

I left that as a comment on my friend Raymi's blog which is nominated for best diarist blog. I think you should take one second to go vote for her because she is up against dooce who is the wife of my former roommate and bandmate and I would rather my funny newish friend beat my old not as funnyish roomates wife. Stir the shit man.

Now for Caitlin;
(Whose appearance here is TOTALLY UNRELATED to my awesome quote above.)

Caitlin - Cats, Snake & Stuff

Caitlin - SkyCam

Caitlin - Sofa

That's all for now.
Don't get caught stirring a pot of turd.
Your Middle Name,
GAY

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

I read both blogs in question and enjoy them both for different reasons, BUTT I think Raymi's the definitely the better diary. GO RAYMI!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:14 PM

Aimee is a gaywad.

i have slept on a couch exactly like that many times before at my friend's house. her pose is not lying about its comfort level!

i love this set of shots.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:05 PM

superjeezus is a gaywad.

If I do vote, I will probably vote for your former bandmate's wife's blog. Only because he is my former bandmate too.

(Guess who?)

I do agree that your quote is brilliant. As an assman, I fully concur.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:29 PM

francine o. is a gaywad.

good lord, here i pestered you about writing and now i'm so far behind in reading and commenting and whatnot. i'm a huge big old behind. fuck francine, indeed. i've never read dooce. but raymi is totally hot. and honest. and funny as shit. and you can't beat that. especially if it has a big old behind.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:02 PM

Kathryn is a gaywad.

dooce is pretty funny.
but raymi is funnier and shows her boobies.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:08 AM

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