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September 10, 2006

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia...

...is the best show on television.

Here are two episodes.

part one


part two


nuthern:

part one


part two


part three



Amen.

Now Mary:
That's all for now.
Don't get caught trying to convince a little blind boy that the Virgin Mary is sending him braille messages in the zits on your bum.
Your Bishop,
Norman Rockwell

FUCK FRANCINE!!:
Blogger francine o. is a gaywad.

seriously dude, you gotta change the fuck france thing because i always think it says fuck francine.

in any case, this show is 5 thousand times funnier to me than seinfeld.

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

there. i fixed it.

 

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where in the world do you find all your props for photos?
Love your work Merkley. Love love love :o)

Everytime I show your photos to people they get weird looks on their faces, I love that too. teehee

 

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i'm just eagerly waiting some original material so i can say MERTKLEY IM GOING TO STALK YOU AND BUY YOU A DRINK. still waiting....

 

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I don't have cable, AND I live in Canadialand so I'm happy you posted those videos. I FINALLY got a chance to watch these and holy crap, you are right. It IS the funniest show on television.

It sort of gave me the same laugh out loud, snort drink through my nose, warm and fuzzies I got the first time I saw Arrested Development.

Puppy with the pill bottle is also fricking hilarious.

 

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thanks. i had no idea.

 

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Glad to see you're still rockin' out a great blog!

Your ol' bud

Monkey

 

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September 03, 2006

Chef Boyardee LICIOUS

Today's lesson is about black magic and mystical powers. Listen closely for hidden clues -- read it backwards if you want. I don't give a crap.

Drunk Me: oh man, I have a big can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli sitting on my counter screaming my name.

Random Hipster Chick: Dude, that's gross. That stuff will kill you.

Drunk Me: YOU'RE gross -- I should kill YOU!

Random Hipster Chick: I'm not gross.

Drunk Me: Well you certainly aren't a magical, pasty, boneless meat substance all snorggled in a wonderfully slimy dough sleeping bag, bathing in a pool of tomatoey lubricatey deliciousness just begging to to be slid down my throat only partially chewed.

Random Hipster Chick: That was the grossest, most accurate description of Chef Boyardee Ravioli I have ever heard.

Drunk Me: Whoa weird, your sister's name is Chef Boyardee Ravioli? I was just TALKING ABOUT EATING SOME OF THAT!

Brothers and sisters, eat what you like. Life is better short and delicious than long and ravioliless.

WHITE POWER!

Amen.

Now Christy:

That's all for now.
Don't get caught having a conversation with yourself and naming the other half Random Hipster Chick.
Your Cat's Favorite Half Dead Mouse,
JonBenet Ramsey

FUCK FRANCINE!!:
Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

wacky comment test.

 

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No, I will not take your test.

 

Blogger Professor Leotus Clouse & The Duke of Sweet Cheeks is a gaywad.

The real Chef Boyardee died in 1853, every other version has been biogenetically grown in the liquid vats of boyardeencialzeustein beefamato juice, and its family colonizes itself by inter-mating in the lukewarm noodle bins, leaving behind that nutritious residue that so many generations of kids continue to crave and thrive upon to this very day.
If we were to suddenly remove that from society, everybody would immediately turn into jelly, or worse, some random hipster chick.

 

Blogger poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

that's kinda how i feel about taco bell. i just love burritos!

 

Blogger Bostick is a gaywad.

I tore a can of those up for lunch. All of them are good. Spaghetti and meatballs, Beefaroni.. Spaghettos are shitty tho, too fuckin sweet or something

 

Blogger francine o. is a gaywad.

what does it say about me if i have a giant 40oz can of ravioli except it's not even boyardee? it's generic. and from kroger. i think i bought it in case i ran out of food in the house and was too lazy to go to the store and it was 10am and i was hungover so there would be something there to eat besides cornmeal and frozen black eyed peas.

how about taking a photo of a lady floating in a giant tub of ravioli?

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

ha!
well it says that we are exactly the same because the above referenced ravioli was in fact GENERIC! i would have mentioned it but A. i'm a big fat liar and i make up %30 percent of everything i ever write and B. i the title "Generic Raviloli LICIOUS" isn't as good.

on second thought,

IT'S BETTER.

honesty is the best pollyppee,

buy the ravioli and come to sf. i'll shoot you.

 

Blogger francine o. is a gaywad.

i would have disappointed if i truly believed you buy anything other THAN generic ravioli.

you know, i do need someone to do my bridal portrait at some point. a portrait in a gilded frame at the reception of me in a tub of ravioli is fairly enticing.

 

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i only hope one day that i would have the pleasure.

 

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This blog gets better as I scroll down. Excellent use of "large breast" photos.

 

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