I'm Totally Gonna Text That Joke To Myself So I Will Remember It Tomorrow
Drunk Girl: Ho leee crap merkley???, is that the weatherman from channel 4?
merkley???: Looks a little like him. Probably his Dopplerganger.
Later that night:
Different Drunk Girl: This band totally just sounds like Lynyrd Skynyrd with a bunch of delays and reverb.
merkley???: (yelling) FREEVERB!!
Now Hannah;
That's all for now.
Don't get caught pretending your chili cheese fries are a pile of dead jews and you're some kind of giant innocent monster who honestly thinks they are just the yummiest snack in town -- nothing against jews personally, in fact it's a compliment.
Your Computer,
The Girl From Small Wonder





