10 Things I Tape Recorded With My Panasonic Tape Recorder in 1979

1. Every sitcom on television but mostly "What's Happening"

2. Every song on the radio.

3. Michael Jackson "Off The Wall"

4. Hundreds of farts.

5. My awful step brother Todd talking about Elvis and bragging about crimes he'd committed and was going to commit with a big fat mean Navajo named Pat Yazzi.

Nicole - Pretending Her Pubes Are
Tangled Up Analog CassetteTape
While Smoking, Drinking Jamaican Beer and
Doing Half-Assed Heavy Metal Devil Horns
With Her Fingers

6. Myself talking like Jimmy Carter, a Negro, a retarded person, a baby, an old woman, a Texan, a Mexican, a doofus, my sister, Satan, a talk show host, a duck, a 100 year old man, Kermit, Grover, Ernie and MORE!

7. My senile step grandmother crapping and wiping her butt with the towels.

8. Hundreds of telephone conversations between my step sisters and their black boyfriends, all very boring except when they talked about pot or disco.

9. Dozens of toilet flushes.

10. Tons of fake explosions and gunshots done while basically swallowing the microphone -- the same one used to record the farts.

Bryn - SkyCam

That's all for now.
Don't get caught calling the cops on your step brother and Pat Yazzi even though they didn't actually do anything just then but you know they were up to SOMETHING.
Your Step Sisters Favorite Band,
The Ohio Players