Bed, Bath & Be Reasonable Here Please, Can You Just Be Reasonable For One Second?

I hate it in movies when two people get all hot and idiotic and they just have to have sex right this very instant and they get all grabby and rippy and then the dude takes his arm and swipes a perfectly good dinner off the table breaking plates and glasses, sending a fork and some gravy and some peas under the fridge and basically making a giant mess that someone has to clean up.

Meanwhile I'm scanning the theater for faces to see if anyone else is thinking about how now the dude in the movie will have to go back to Bed Bath & Beyond to fetch a new set of glasses and big white plates because you know the woman is gonna make HIM do it and then when he gets there he buys the wrong plates and forgets what style of glasses they have and then he brings them home and she gets all disappointed that he didn't remember what kind of dinnerware they have and how she goes to all this trouble to make the house nice and the least he could do is take notice and then he thinks back to when he swiped the dinner off the table and he remembers he was just trying to be dramatic to make her feel sexy and completely irresistable even though he would have been perfectly happy fucking on the couch with her on top where nothing would get broken and nobody would have to make a stupid fucking trip to Bed Bath & Beyond which ends in a fight Every Single Fucking Time.

Ten minutes later I have no idea what happened in the movie since the table swipe and am basically lost so I have to ask the person next to me who gets annoyed and the people behind and in front of us get annoyed and everyone loses.

WAY TO GO SHOW OFF SEX SCENE!

Also, Josh Hartnett is the new Keanu Reeves.

Now Vanessa:

Vanessa V. - Seamstress

Vanessa V. - SkyCam

Vanessa V. - Sofa

That's all for now.
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