Plus It'll Impress The Cultural Studies Professor You've Been Blowing Down at The Bathhouse
Banana eating primates in the wild open their bananas from the opposite end. It is a superior method. Just pinch that little nub on the end and it kinda splits open allowing you to peel somewhat normally only with the added benefit that the banana slips out more easily because it's tapered a little more advantageously. I'd explain it more but you should just try it for yourself.
I'm not your monkey mom dood.
That's all for now.
Don't get caught with your finger in the baby's soft spot.
Your Dime a Dozen,
Ronald McDonald
