I Also Texted "That Fag Was Hung Like a Disco Ball"

As I have discussed here previously, when I'm out drinking I text myself the little nuggets of bullshit that come into my drunken brain. Here is one I texted to myself thursday night while attending a $1500 per ticket (free 4 me) Naomi Campbell fashion show wherein the perpetually miserable, leather faced, old money, white, yuppie, Marina crowd exploded in blatant clappy bursts of chirpy, guilty white liberal patronage every time a black model (Tyson Beckford, Naomi Campbell and especially Alek Wek) strutted down the runway, as if it were The Special Olympics and black people were undateable retards.

Anyway, my text message:

"My biggest problem with the phrase "white power"
is my distaste for redundancy."

I hate fashion shows. They are stupid.

Sylvia - Tub


Sylvia - Three Sylvia Clones Demonstrate Three Common Fireplace Personalities Using Three Common Fireplace Implements (Broom, Shovel & Poker) with Unsurprising Results (Fake Sponsored by Duraflame)

Sylvia - Not Smoking In The Closet

That's all for now.
Don't get caught walking like Naomi Campbell and looking RuPaulish.
Your Idiot Walker
Runway Model