Oh Yeah, I Also Got Out Two Blocks Earlier Because Sitting Next to Her Was "Shrinking My Lifespan"
merkley???: i totally went off on a lame chick last night. i was way drunk and she was totally just bad energy city so i just started telling her how much she sucks
raymi: how so
merkley???: i told her she had a stupid look on her face and that her posture was fake looking and that her fake superiority was totally transparent and annoying and that she was like a black hole for good energy. i'm not a hippy but everyone knows bad vibes
raymi: WOW
merkley???: anyway, the people i was with that knew her were all being quiet as i thrashed her
raymi: holy crap how wasted were you
merkley???: but afterwards everyone was text high fiving me. apparently her own friends hate her too.
i was way wasted.
raymi: what was the root of her suckiness
merkley???: thinking she was hot, acting like hot shit and never turning it off. fake aloofness.
raymi: what was she talking about.
merkley???: she was hardly talking about anything it was an attitude.
raymi: i fake aloofness, well i use to, now it's like severe looking at the groundness which comes off as snob bitchy
merkley???: man -- i never meet people as cool as me, i wish i could meet me one day, like just run into myself at a bar
merkley???: i wouldn't try to bug me, i wouldnt comment on my beard or ask about how many of the chicks i photograph i bang.
raymi: you would not talk to you because you know how annoyed you would be by that
merkley???: i would just wait until i had a really funny thing to say about someone in the room
raymi: you are not above waiting 4 hours to say a sentence to someone. waste yer whole nite
merkley???: yeah, it would take only 5 seconds to say.
raymi: worth it, fully
merkley???: and i would say it as i handed my other self a drink that i already bought without asking if he wanted it or making a big deal about it and then i would walk away.
merkley???: and my other self would be like -- whoa -- that dude was cool.
raymi: "and then i would walk away", hahahahhaa, what was that u were talking about aloofness? fake aloofness. hahah
merkley???: that's not aloofness because i gave my other self a drink and said something awesome. that's called a grand exit.
raymi: dude should i jump out of a plane this summer?
That's all for now.
Don't get caught doing the robot with your personality.
Your Home on The Range,
Roaming Antelope
