Plus Cats Look Cool Mummified and Spray Painted Silver Sitting on The Fridge. Trust Me.
Cats come and go so there is no need sweating your balls over a name. For years my chosen cat naming method was this: at the moment a name became necessary, the nearest book or magazine was grabbed and without looking, opened to a random page upon which the nose picker finger would be spasmodically plocked. Whatever the finger poked was the name and NO do-overs because that just goes on forever and is retarded.
Here is a list of cats in my life that were named with the above method(nicknames in parenthesis came later by more natural means):
1. Moadib (Ear Licker, Kitty Moadib)
2. Nugent (ScabTime)
3. Attorney (My Attorney, My Lawyer, Mattlock, Christopher Dardon)
4. Was (Was NOT, Fuzz, Cuzz, Buzz, Flea Machine)
5. Of (Colonel Sanders, Disease-o)
Stay tuned for an explanation on the name Disease-o
That's all for now.
Don't get caught blaming cat pee for your senility.
Your Dog
Now Beat It. Scram. Psssssshhht. Hyah.
