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April 25, 2007

Plus, If Mel Torme Sang This To You I Guarantee You'd Cry. Is He Dead? I Can't Remember.

I texted myself this solemn lullaby while pondering my dirty fingernails at the bar the other night. the melody is very sad.

i got boogers in my nose
i got poop in my butt
i got wax in my ears
i got barf in my gut
i got jam in my toes
i got grease in my hair
i got bellybutton lint
and i dont care

Erica - SkyCam

That's all for now.
Don't get caught snubbing dirty fingernails when they were your primary inspiration.
Your Worst Haircut
Greg The TV Show Host

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

your poem made me cry it was so good.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:48 PM

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