merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Plus Sometimes When I Eat Chicken It Tastes Like Eggs and Vice Versa

April 29, 2007

I did this very serious series for an article on an extremely uptight San Francisco musical artist Claude VonStroke for mixmag which is a music magazine based out of London.

also see dirtybirdrecords.com

Claude VonStroke - In Bed With A Dirty Bird

Claude VonStroke - Taking a Break From The Monkey Portraits
To Watch a Dirty Bird Fly By

Claude VonStroke & The Dirty Bird - Breakfast

Claude VonStroke - Listening to a Bird

Claude VonStroke - Blue Velvet and Fried Eggs

That's all for now.
Don't get caught leaving your glow stick in the trunk.
Your Latest Craze Sweeping The Nation
Rave Dancing

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Some dude formally known as Satan is a gaywad.

I was coming in with whooping and high-fives all that gay macho shit guys do when they're trying not to appear gay and shit but then I listened to the music and I was thinking it's not so much my kinda thing unless I was picking up a chickolita who had taken a couple of E's or something, so I'm switching out the high fives for a casual nod, pat on the back, and a 'nice fuck'n photo's bro'.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:08 PM

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