Also, The Tour Bus Was Set Ablaze as is Customary Following The Death of a Popular Dancer/Employer

Justin Timberlake Died yesterday in Florida in a dance related incident. I was there to offer grief counseling to his tour staff. Mostly people seemed concerned with their jobs because nobody wanted to join the Jennifer Lopez tour for obvious reasons. Everyone discussed their options, regrets, fears and anecdotes about Justin at great lengths at the impromptu group support BBQ I threw together in the back yard. Best thing was that when it was all over and people were leaving, I still had an entire freezer full of official Justin Timberlake World Tour hamburger patties.

The world's loss is my gain. True Story.

Now Carrie:

Carrie - One Blip Before Her Sleepy Face is Lickety Split From The Cake, You Bet The Cat Will Land With a Fliff But Fuck No For The Perfume or Steak

That's all for now.
Don't get caught wondering how else you might gain from fame related death,
Your Favorite Kind of Hug
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