Actually, I Forgot About it Til It Was Over, That's Even A BIGGER Burn!

Elaine - Enjoying a Few Drinks and a Traditional Mustard Easter Cigar with Bathing Easterish Ponies, Hello Kitty Heads and a Ton of Headache Inducing Marshmellow Fuckwads

Cram it. I know it's two days late but dissing Jesus on his special day makes me feel good about myself, and I figure not going to his party but mocking it later is like a few levels higher on the cool scale especially because he is really insecure about people not showing up to his events.

BAD HOST.