Super Big Gigantic Big Humongous Big Enormous Big Changes are Afoot

Dear merkley???,
Everybody hates your dreams. Write about your boners or we stop paying.
Love,
Nerve

Dear Nerve,
Not true, one person likes them, TWO counting me. I'd give you your money back but I already spent it on a pack of gum. I will stop posting my dreams. I will try to start writing more about my boners.
Love,
merkley???

Dear merkley???,
Your response made us very emotional. We feel like we are going to barf. We are breaking up with you. PAY STOPPED.
Love,
Nerve

Dear Nerve,
Phew, your incessant interest in my boners always creeped me out anyway. Gross.
Love,
merkley???


For that one person that does realize the pure genius pooped out by my superior brain every night, you will still be able to find it in the secret place where I have always put it:
Heavywieght Sleep Champion of The World

I'll notify my host that traffic is about to go thru the rizz.

"Jenny F - Super Big Gigantic Humongous Enormous Changes