I Was Standing in a Room With 1000 People Talking on Cell Phones, No, Wait, That's Twitter

If the toilet overflowed and all the turds you flushed away 15+ years ago came flying back out into your face, you could call that Facebook.

If every time U crapped, the toilet changed colors, flipped backwards, blared dance music & took forever to flush, you'd call that MySpace

If your toilet fucked up so every time someone you knew flushed their toilet their turd flew out into your face, you might call that Twitter

Follow me on twitter where i will annoy you in 140 characters or less!

twitter.com/merkley

and also, come to the Metermaids art show at the Lower Haters gallery tonight round 7-11ish, my piece of crap is below.

It's CHELSEA!!!:

Chelsea - Earns 13 Tickets On The Sidewalk In Front of San Francisco City Hall & a Booted Three Wheeled DPT Vehicle While Pretending to Be a Meter Maid Using a Parking Meter as a Stripper Pole

That's all for now.
Don't get caught mud wrasslin' city hall.
Your Mayor,
Gay Marriage Guy

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