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September 09, 2009

Oh My GGGosh, GGG??? is ToniGGGht!

LET THE GGGs BE SILENT NO MORE!
Girls Gays & Groceries.

REMEMBER TO EAT YOUR CANNED GOODS!

Now The Sexiest Woman Alive:

That's all for now.
Don't GGGet cauGGGht GGGetting GGGoofy with The GGGroceries,
Your Old School GGG
GGGrampa GGGay GGGirl

FUCK FRANCINE!!:
Blogger dot is a gaywad.

Tell me how awesome you were, i'm dying to hear EVERYTHING.

 

Blogger dot is a gaywad.

OMG!

Thank you!

That fascinating update totally made my day!

 

Blogger Terry is a gaywad.

Dammit, Merkley, don't make me be sorry that I already personalized a book to you. Send me your address.

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

holy shit i musta checked the first comment when i was drunk.

i will email you my address. can't wait. you rule :)

 

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September 07, 2009

Hey, Buddy, Yeah You, Holy Crud Only 2 MORE DAYS!

Are you gonna come to my show? huh? huh? huh? You gonna? Huh? You should, really, you should. Do it. Come, be there. Seriously, come on, what have you got to lose? Just do it. What? I can't hear you. Shut up. You sound retarded. Fine, don't come, see if I give a fuck, I was only trying to be nice. Fuck all you. Seriously, fuck off.

JUST KIDDING!

COME TO MY SHOW!

Now Nicky Bangles:

That's all for now.
Don't get caught badgering people, especially actual badgers.
Your Favorite Dead Badger,
That Cokehead Dude Who Dyed His Beard Black But Still Screams at Me From The TV.

FUCK FRANCINE!!:
Anonymous Dav is a gaywad.

I liked this show! But I suck at math and didn't have a yardstick. How much are the prints?

 

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September 02, 2009

GGG??? Girls, Gays & Groceries

Hi Everybody!
Remember me? It's Joaquin Phoenix! I have finally completed my transformation and now I am MERKLEY??? just like I never wanted to be. I quit the movies, I quit RAP and now I just take pictures of girls, gays and groceries. JUST LIKE MERKLEY??? I mean ME, I'm merkley??? now.

Anyway, next Wednesday 9.9.9. (upside down 666 -- ooooh creepy) I will be showing a bunch of pictures you might not have seen at Project One Gallery in SF.

The Show is called "GGG???, Girls Gays & Groceries" and it starts at 6:66pm ON THE DOT! Bring your wallet and station wagon because everything is for sale in BULK!

Now Chelsea:

Chelsea - Dinner
Chelsea - Dinner



Now Chelsea As The Flyer for The Show:
GGGFlyer1

Buy my book now, or buy it at the show!


That's all for now!
Don't get caught impersonating merkley??? when it's just as easy to actually BE HIM.
Your Pal,
Jim Morrison

FUCK FRANCINE!!:
Anonymous Millah is a gaywad.

fuck yeah!

 

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